are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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