Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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