Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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