Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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