I need help removing her.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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