Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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