Someone shit on the floor
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Randomize
