If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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