so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
