Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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