You don't have asthma, your pregnant
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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