let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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