I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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