your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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