Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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