You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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