apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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