Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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