Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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