when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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