Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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