note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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