I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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