Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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