Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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