Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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