So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Barsexuality is the new black.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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