He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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