What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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