Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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