ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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