After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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