blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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