Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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