I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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