Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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