I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
