i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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