If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
