My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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