I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
