i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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