it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Randomize
