Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Randomize
