I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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