While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's blow job season.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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