I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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