you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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