This dress was meant to end up on your floor
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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