i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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