Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
