Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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