i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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