thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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