Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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